Ugly page No. 7!
| Song Title | Off What Record? | Misinterpreted Lyric | Actual Lyric | Misinterpreter |
| Possession (not the one by Danzig) | Attention! Blah Blah Blah | "Steve said, 'The refuge's cornered, all my possessions are busted.'" | " Steve says, there's refuge in corners. All my possessions in boxes. | Rob Shank? |
| The Palestinians are Not the Same Thing as the Rebel Alliance, Jackass | Attention! Blah Blah Blah | "...admit it, you're just like the toting demented sheep mamas after all" | "...admit it, you just like posters of men with machine guns on your wall" | Derek Norman from Arizona |
| Anarchy Means That I Litter | Redefining Music | "...anarchy beef may seem bitter" | "...anarchy means that I litter." | Sara H. from Chesapeke, VA |
| Undercover Funny | Redefining Music | "...Here's the time, more then words, play with yourself, talk to her." | "...wake up time for Matt Werth. Pay our loan. Talk to Kurt." | Josh Voland |
| Possession | Hopelessly Devoted to You Vol. 4 Compilation | "...My hands go verticle, my pants go verticle - its Jackson Pollock (we're talking litteral)." | "...my head's gone vertical, my bed's gone vertical. It's not symbolic. We're talking literal." | Josh Voland |
| Upside Down From Here | Redefining Music | "...here in my own little way is a place where the markets allow my own little plate." | "...here is my arm, and it waves like a flag that reminds me that I have two arms and a map." | Josh Voland |
| Atom and His Package | self titled CD | "and in my arm there's a Judge Ito." | "I'm always armed with a burrito." | Stewie, Milky Way |
| Avenger | 1st CD | "I just wanna be on this web page my name is Steve"" | "Avenger" | Steve Lucas, York, PA |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of People... | "well we'll import Tolkien jock and kick his Tolkien ass" | "We'll import a token jock and we will kick his token ass." | Kristy |
| Books my dog, the box, Brian Sokel and me | 1st CD | "Bounty, man it's quicker picker upper" | "...foxy man and the glitter picker upper..." | Dan Hilton, Greensboro, NC visitor |
| Pumping Iron For Enya | Making Love CD | "Your thigh could cause surprise if you let it. I wrote you a love letter. Did you get it?" | "Your heart could fall for mine if you let it. I wrote you a love letter, did you get it? " | Charlie from Springfield, MA |
| What We Do on Christmas | Making Love CD | "Billie joe went straight edge." | "Billy Joel, (Let's trade him!)." | Sarah from Wilbraham, MA |
| Jenny S. | s/t CD | "Did you know Mike Parsell used to read braille?" | "Did you know Mike Parsell used to be in Frail?" | Mike M., Atlanta, GA |
| Atom and His Package | 1st CD | "Where I want is where I go, I've got an arm like Dan Marino" | "Where I want is where I go, I'm always armed with a burrito." | Shaun Denver, CO |
| Black Metal Friends | A Society of... | "you look like a cadaver if cadavers had long hair" | "...look like Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair" | Jaime, New York |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of... | "Chris Jensen's teaching science cause he's still burning mouse heads" | "Chris Jensen's teaching science and he's still running Mountain." | Kim, Annandale, NY |
| Me and My Black Metal Friends | A Society of... | "in the montains of nowhere, where the winter is cold, there nothing to do out kiss eath other and play cards in the snow" | "In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold, there's nothing to do except kill each other and play guitars in the snow." | Leonardo, Brazil |
| Jenny S. | A Society of... | "She dresses like the home team and she does not give up, She thinks she's a fatass cuz she's now a bosom cup" | "She wrestles like the hulkster, no she does not give up. She thinks that she's a bad ass 'cause she now owns the zoo cup" | Shoebox, Earth |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of... | "Think about it, You'll agree she's a busy busy mom, hell she even got assf*cked on the day of senior prom" | "Think about it, you'll agree, it's the bizzity bizzity bomb, and maybe we'll get Assuck to play the senior prom" | Jimmy, Earth |
| Atom and His Package | s/t CD | "...i cant fly, i cant dance, and i dont like getting pants-ed" | "I can't fly, I can't dance, and I don't like any bands" | Julie Rifkin, Wilkes Barre, PA |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of... | "... we'll get sick sick sick wile eating sno cones..." | "...we'll get six six six for our radio snow code ..." | Alex, Pittsburgh, PA |
| Atom and His Package | 1st CD | "... I am the only softest pooping shoe..." | "...I am the always often pooping Jew ..." | Justin Bourgeois, Albany NY |
| Atom and His Package | 1st CD | "... my mother's arm was a burrito..." | "...I'm always armed with a burrito ..." | Justin Bourgeois, Albany NY |
| Snowshoe Barbeque | 1st CD | "... playing with my roommate's boob..." | "...playing with my Rubik's boob ..." | Karinsa |
| Happy Birthday Ralph | A Society of... | "... so for your birthday i got you some hawiian pot on tap say pot so now you can stop borrowing my stuff and try your new moo moo out on me..." | "...So for your birthday, I got you some Hawaiian punch on tap (h.p.o.t), so now you can stop borrowing my stuff and trying your new kung fu moves out on me ..." | Simon, Pittsburgh PA |
| Books my dog, the box, Brian Sokel and me | 1st CD | "...fox semen is a better picker upper" | "...foxy man and the glitter picker upper..." | Max, Ivy League Student |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of... | "... we'll get the guy from Bad Luck (13) 'cause he's so punk rock yeah!" | "...we fired the guy from Bad Religion because he sold punk rock out yeah..." | Mike from Delaware |
| Atom and His Package | 1st CD | "... listen up, I am Atom, I am a secret g man..." | "...listen up, I am Atom, the sequencing man.." | Shaun Pants, Pittsfield MA |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of... | "...and 666 was a radio at Sunoco..." | "...and 666 for our radio snow code." | Daniel Pasinello, Albany NY |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of... | "Well, import a toking jock and we'll kick his toking ass... | "we'll import a token jock and we'll kick his token ass... | Daniel Pasinello, Albany NY |
| The link on the main page of this site | The link for this page | "...see pages of some people who look like Atom and His Package" | "...see pages of some people who like Atom and His Package" | Amy Cole, Richmond VA |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of... | "I was chasing the mold in my bowl with a bee" | "I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee..." | Amy Cole, Richmond VA |
| Avenger | 1st CD | "Here's how it works, I used to pray to the god of Israel..." | "Here's How it works, I use the crane to pick up Israel, (and softly place it in Wyoming, where it thrives real well)" | Chad W., Roswell, Georgia |
| Theme Song | 1st CD | "I can't fly, I can't dance, and I don't like any pants" | "I can't fly, I can't dance, and I don't like any bands" | Chad W., Roswell, Georgia |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of People Named Elihu CD | "Maybe we could take some acid, to take to the senior prom!" | "Maybe we could get Assuck, to play the senior prom!" | Sharky, Escondido, CA |
| Punk Rock Academy | A Society of People Named Elihu CD | "...so I called Brian up with my planets red hot..." | "...so I called Brian up with my plan that's red hot..." | Nick Piogga, Longmeadow, MA |
| Mark Scott | 1st CD | "...he's a masturbator, my mom would hate him..." | "...he's a masturbator, not an omelette hater..." | Mike Duffy, Wilbraham, MA |
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